King George III: Hey.
What's up?
What's up?
Thomas Jefferson: Ive been thinking.
Its unfair that
we have to pay you taxes
for the things we need.And we
want to be independent from you.
Its unfair that
we have to pay you taxes
for the things we need.And we
want to be independent from you.
King George III: Yeah
well we gotta do whats right for
the economy over here. So what?
well we gotta do whats right for
the economy over here. So what?
Thomas Jefferson: Well im just saying we shouldnt have
to pay all those taxes.I mean seriously were not rich
you know.
to pay all those taxes.I mean seriously were not rich
you know.
King George III: Well thats your
problem. You should get another job.
problem. You should get another job.
Tomas Jefferson: THERES NOTHING OVER HERE! WHAT
JOBS CAN WE GET? THERES LIKE NO MONEY!
WERE DONE WITH YOU!
JOBS CAN WE GET? THERES LIKE NO MONEY!
WERE DONE WITH YOU!
King George III: What are you talking about?
Theres plenty of
stuff over there.
Trees.... water.. you know
Theres plenty of
stuff over there.
Trees.... water.. you know
Thomas Jefferson: Yeah, no. We dont just want to
create our own new gov. its a right we have which
means you cant stop us no matter what.
create our own new gov. its a right we have which
means you cant stop us no matter what.
King George III: You cant do that.
Thomas Jefferson: Yeah we can. You dont let us
have what we want or what we need.
have what we want or what we need.
King George III: What are you talking about?
Thomas Jefferson: You tax us on everything. Tea,
newspapers, pamphlets,all our legal documents and
everything else like that. You dont let us hold our
own meetings when we want, you forced us to house
your soldiers and give them what they wanted when they
wanted it.
newspapers, pamphlets,all our legal documents and
everything else like that. You dont let us hold our
own meetings when we want, you forced us to house
your soldiers and give them what they wanted when they
wanted it.
King George III: Excuse me?
Thomas Jefferson: When we sent you the Olive Branch Petition,
you refused it. You clearly dont care about us so i dont know
why youre making this such a big thing. And before that,
the First Continental Congress addressed you complying
and requesting that you grasp what was going on over here.
King George III: Whats that
supposed to mean?
Thomas Jefferson: It means that any further connections
with you and us are over. Good bye. Oh, and Ill be
deleting your number. And one more thing, we wrote
this (and ratified it). It basically says that we are declaring
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| The Declaration of Independence |
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